GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!

 *DANCES (poorly)*

why do people customize license plates?
do they not see how stupid and unnecessary it is?

Interesting Read:

Are Millenials the Screwed Generation?

I have love in me the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage the likes of which you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.

- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein.

PEDE '12

Stampede is a great time of year.
Stampede is also a terrifying time of year.

Great time:

• Hot guys dressed in plaid. 
• Chocolate covered cheesecake. 
• Real cowboys. 
• Fireworks
• Rodeo/Chuckwagons for sports highlights every night.
• Country music EVERYWHERE.
• Everyone having a good time.
• Cowboy boots and cowboy hats. 
• WINE GARDEN. 

Terrifying time:

• Girls wearing clothes that do not fit them. 
• Thugs everywhere.
• Creepy guys EVERYWHERE. 
• Unwanted groping.
• Crowds.
• Smell of sweat and deep fryer. 
• 1,000,000 degrees outside. 
• Hundreds of "Punk"/"Emo" kids at Simple Plan concert.  
• Drunk teeny boppers everywhere. 
• Angry/Heat exhausted parents. 
• Crazy/weird people (especially after approx. 8pm)

The most beautiful thing is to see the person you love smiling and knowing that you are the reason behind it.

The Most Important Thing:

Laughter.

Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother.

People inevitably want you more when you find someone.
Don't sacrifice what you have - they missed their chance.

I had my interview with the school board yesterday. Totally aced it. Can't wait to hear back in the next few weeks!

And my boyfriend is absolutely amazing. Spending the entire day making sure that everything was perfect for me so that I could focus on my interview and nothing else. I hope every woman out there is as lucky as me. 

Guess What?!

No more long distance! <3

Mini Vacay

Last week I was able to travel to Saskatchewan to visit J's grandmother. What a great experience. I have only ever been out that way once before, for a soccer tournament when I was 16.

Here are some of the main points of the trip:

• Saskatchewan is seriously flat. 
• The drive is SO boring. And looong. 
• We stayed in an old folks home. I had no idea you could even do that! 
• J's grandmother is one of the most precious people I have ever met. She is in her 90s and still has a good head on her shoulders. I am so happy to have been given the opportunity to have met her. 
• I went out to J's farm - it was so beautiful. The house was built in 1905 and they had a bunch of old barns and tractors. 
• I got to shoot a gun for the first time! I shot a giant shot gun that had a bitch of a recoil. It slipped when I pulled the trigger and actually hit my bicep, not my shoulder. My arm instantly went numb and I had a giant bruise. 
• I then got to shoot a rifle which was soo easy in comparison. 
• I GOT TO DRIVE A TRACTOR! A FUCKING TRACTOR! 
• Some of the trees on J's farm were hit by lightening and we charred all the way up. So neat. 
• Small town people are SO friendly. 
• We rented a canoe and J took me around the lake in it.
• I am so country! 
• But not actually. My boyfriend is though. 
• I had such a great time <3
• Then we came back to Calgary to see all the fake cowboys and cowgirls that were out for Stampede. 

Welcome to Saskatchewan...

An intelligent person does not need the promise of heaven to see the merit in good deeds.

LOVE & REPEAT

staying the whole night through
feels so good to be with you.

Movie Review: Magic Mike

Too much plot line, not enough stripping.

I hate Matthew McConaughey but he does have a pretty nice body. 

Oh and Joe Manganiello definitely needed more onscreen stripping time. Without a doubt.