Stampede is a great time of year.
Stampede is also a terrifying time of year.
Great time:
- Hot guys dressed in plaid.
- Chocolate covered cheesecake.
- Real cowboys.
- Fireworks
- Rodeo/Chuckwagons for sports highlights every night.
- Country music EVERYWHERE.
- Everyone having a good time.
- Cowboy boots and cowboy hats.
- WINE GARDEN.
Terrifying time:
- Girls wearing clothes that do not fit them.
- Thugs everywhere.
- Creepy guys EVERYWHERE.
- Unwanted groping.
- Crowds.
- Smell of sweat and deep fryer.
- 1,000,000 degrees outside.
- Hundreds of "Punk"/"Emo" kids at Simple Plan concert.
- Drunk teeny boppers everywhere.
- Angry/Heat exhausted parents.
- Crazy/weird people (especially after approx. 8pm)
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